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Every time the Christmas season comes to an end, I find myself reflecting
on why we go through so much frenetic activity for what turns out to be
just one day of carnal excess. Just occasionally the thought has occurred
that it might be a good idea to give the whole over-hyped commercialism
of it a miss and do something entirely different.
Last year that thought became a reality. For the first time we were going
to be away for both Christmas and the New Year festivities. We were off
to Mauritius for a different kind of white Christmas - one where the sand
is white and the sky is blue. And this year those white sands and blue
skies beckon once again.
The island of Mauritius lies at twenty degrees south in the Indian Ocean,
giving it a tropical climate. This means that on the coast with its cooling
sea-breezes it's shirt-sleeve weather, both day and night. The sea stays
at a steady twenty-eight degrees like a luke-warm bath, clear turquoise
blue and inviting. Walking from the beach into the water is extraordinary,
there's no thermal shock at all, the temperature of the air and the water
are much the same.
Tourism in Mauritius is still in its infancy, although it now represents
the third largest industry after sugar and textiles. The airport in Mahebourg
is strangely reminiscent of Dublin's Collinstown in the sixties - small
and unhurried. So unhurried that a wait of an hour or more for your baggage
is common, even though there is unlikely to be any other arrivals. When
you're used to the perfunctory passport checks in Europe the slow, immensely
thorough immigration control seems odd. But once over these minor distractions
the real Mauritius awaits.
It's a volcanic island, with a rich, red fertile earth that was once
dotted with black volcanic rocks. Unlike Ireland where cleared rocks and
stones go to make partition walls between the fields, in Mauritius these
rocks are heaped into huge, random piles around which grow sugarcane,
tea, tobacco and pineapples. Some have been turned rather artistically
into little pyramids. Craggy peaks up to three thousand feet high are
visible in almost every direction, with the intervening land heavily cultivated.
The majority of its inhabitants are Hindi speaking Indians and Tamils,
with the next largest group being the Creoles, who speak a French patois.
Chinese, Arabs and a small group of Dutch, French and English descendants
make up the rest of the population. Although the guide books will tell
you that English is the official language, outside of the hotels French
and Creole are the common languages. It's a bit like reading that Irish
is the official language here and then trying to find someone to speak
it to.
What is remarkable in this island of roughly one million people is the
respect and tolerance that each ethnic group accords the others. All around
the countryside are the white and red Tamil temples, the green and white
Arab mosques, Hindu temples and Christian churches. A taxi driver explained
the benefit of this to me. 'We celebrate all the holidays of all the religions.
So Muslims and Hindus enjoy Christian Christmas; Christians, Muslims and
Hindus celebrate the Divalie and Eid El Fitr holidays and so on. More
holidays for everyone. Look, there's a Christmas tree outside a Hindu
house.' I didn't pursue it, but if you took this line of reasoning to
the extreme then no one would work on Fridays, Saturdays or Sundays out
of respect for different Sabbaths. This same driver invited me to go fire-walking
with him, an invitation I graciously refused.
In recent years the coastal regions, especially the dryer East coast,
have become increasingly developed. Certainly on the East Coast the development
is only of luxury standard. From the hotel San Geran southwards to its
sister hotel the Touessrok lies a line of beautiful and expensive hotels.
Mauritius seems to have decided to accommodate only those willing to stay
in luxury hotels. Cheap, package holidays are not yet available. What
these hotels offer a European is summer when it's winter, an incredible
standard of service and cuisine, and the sublime Mauritian coastline.
All around the island is the coral reef which breaks up the waves from
the Indian ocean leaving the lagoon between the reef and the shore a calm,
warm, shallow basin filled with colourful tropical fish in clear water
- a snorkeller's delight.
We stayed in the San Geran, which is built on a long, sandy promontory
stretching into the lagoon. Shaped like an eye, every room looks out onto
the sea, while the inside contains a large artificial lake filled with
koi and tilapia fish, and by night singing bull-frogs. You can step out
of your room through the sliding doors straight onto the palm-lined beach
and listen to the waves breaking on the reef or watch the French women
sun-bathing topless. In the quiet of the night the sea breezes rustle
the dry palm fronds under a sky of unfamiliar constellations. And talking
of constellations, it takes a moment or two to adjust to the fact the
sun's apparent motion - to us left to right as you look at it - is reversed
as it travels right to left. Even the phases of the moon are reversed.
Public transport is a little more rudimentary than we are used to. Some
of the buses and commercial vehicles are the same models that I remember
as a child - bull-nosed Commers and Bedfords. The roads are filled with
elderly Morris Minors and Morris Oxfords with number plates like 'M 21'.
Nearly everything newer on the roads is Japanese. If you're of a nervous
disposition the best way to travel is using the eye-patch they give you
on the plane so you'll never see the endless near-misses.
The easiest way to explore the island is by taxi. It's worth knowing
that Mauritian taxis don't use a meter, so it's best to establish a price
before you get in. A ride from the San Geran hotel to Flacq, the nearest
town, costs £10 which includes a wait of up to two hours and then
the return journey. Flacq is predominantly Indian and its Sunday market
is like a souk; stalls are packed tightly together, the paths between
them a mass of swirling humanity. Foods of all kinds, spices, clothes
and hardware are on offer. In the town main street colourful Mauritian
cotton prints can be bought cheaply and there are shops that specialise
in artefacts, such as wood carvings, cut marble and polished fossils.
The biggest problem facing a tourist in the comfortable surroundings
of a hotel like the San Geran is persuading yourself to leave it to go
on some mind-improving tour. The fact is that it's just fine in the hotel
complex, and once you've seen the capital, Port Louis, a second trip looks
de trop. In the hotel the service is extraordinary, the attention to detail
mind-boggling. An example; going to bed late one night after playing the
casino I came across the nightly paint squad, touching-up every scuff
and mark of the previous day. With a staff to guest ratio of 2:1 you can
expect, and will get, the kind of service you could very quickly take
a liking to.
Every possible watersport is available: diving off the reef, sailing,
kayaks, hoby-cats, snorkelling, water-skiing, para-gliding and jet-skiing
as well as land-based sports such as tennis and golf, or simply swimming
in the enormous pool which surrounds the restaurant and the bar. At night
you can choose one of three restaurants: haute cuisine, grilled lobster
on the beach-front, or the poolside. At the poolside restaurant there
are spectacular buffets of Chinese, Indian and Mauritian food, surmounted
by elaborate ice carvings. There is cabaret every night: sometimes the
Mauritian dance called Sega - a name that has Italians choking with mirth
- sometimes Creole, Chinese or even shows featuring Broadway musical numbers.
The resident Rising Sun band are stunningly good musicians: so good the
King of Sweden has them over once a year to play at his birthday party.
With all this to hand it can be hard to venture beyond the sanitised compound
of the hotel.
Cocooned in a hotel full of rich South Africans and Europeans it's inevitable
that dinner conversation started to revolve around the other guests. People
kept pretty much to themselves, so you had to guess who they might be
or what they might do. Eventually we had code names for many of them.
The Swiss family who contested the loungers with us every morning were
the Robinsons; the Frenchman Bernard Tapis - who was soon to take up residence
in a French jail - became Des Kelly on account of his surname, and his
entourage, men in black from Marseilles, became the Corsican Brothers.
Big-hair, No-neck, the Gladiator, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and
Pamela Anderson I can picture still. You do meet the odd celeb staying
in the hotel - Benny Anderson out of Abba, Boy George out of Culture Club
and Ornella Muti out of Italian movies spring to mind.
Now that I've tried it, I have to say that Christmas day on a beach under
the tropical sun has a lot to recommend it. As I lay on my lounger with
a cool glass of Mauritian Phoenix beer in my hand the thought of the snows
of Wicklow brought me no nostalgia at all.
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